Starbucks has announced that, beginning July 1, they will be offering free Wi-Fi at their stores with no required registration or time restrictions.  This service will compliment their chic coffee shop atmosphere and delicious espresso-based beverages.  At this, the streets were filled with the rejoicing of pseudo-hipsters everywhere.  The only improvement Starbucks has left to make is developing a cup of coffee whose beans have not been charred beyond palatable consumption.

After writing this blurb I realized that McDonald’s also has “delicious espresso-based beverages” and “free Wi-Fi.”  Too bad for Starbucks, but they also have delicious coffee.  What is the world coming to?

HT: Jim West