“Owl City,” the one-man synth pop band is officially amazing.  His sound is catchy, cool, and clean.  His lyrics are full of aquatic puns.  He loves Jesus but isn’t preachy.  Here is an article on the man, the myth, the legend.

Another reason “Owl City” is amazing?  Unrivaled facebook status updates!  Some of my favorites include:

Never buy a car you can’t push.

I’m going to be discussing global warming next week.  Wear shorts.  It’s quite a heated topic.

I was going to jump off my house into a bucket of ice but I got cold feet.

I once directed a high school play about fishing.  It had a great cast.

It’s always darkest before dawn.  So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

To me, boxing is like ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers punch each other in the face.